1 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:05,560 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,655 --> 00:00:07,655 [computer ringing] 3 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:13,450 - Morning! - Morning. 4 00:00:13,545 --> 00:00:16,765 - Aha. - Whoo, I can get used to this. 5 00:00:16,869 --> 00:00:18,929 - [laughs] - Ooh. 6 00:00:19,032 --> 00:00:21,702 You know, I think you can go deeper, babe--oh. 7 00:00:21,795 --> 00:00:23,335 Yes, you did. 8 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:25,537 Really? You just gonna sexy stretch 9 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,140 in my favourite Spandex without me? 10 00:00:27,242 --> 00:00:29,312 - Nice suit. 11 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,985 - You remember what's underneath it? 12 00:00:31,087 --> 00:00:34,427 - Oh, I remember. - Yeah? 13 00:00:34,531 --> 00:00:37,201 Wait, since when did you start breaking a sweat before dawn? 14 00:00:37,295 --> 00:00:41,515 - Since my neighbour invited me to predawn hot yoga. 15 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:43,120 - Hmm. - In a plastic tent 16 00:00:43,222 --> 00:00:46,012 on the beach, and I loved it. 17 00:00:46,106 --> 00:00:49,086 Weren't no black people, but still, amazing! 18 00:00:49,189 --> 00:00:53,619 - Hm. Celery juice, all-white yoga? 19 00:00:53,715 --> 00:00:55,415 I don't know. Sounds like somebody 20 00:00:55,517 --> 00:00:58,057 is starting to sip that L.A. Kool-Aid. 21 00:00:58,161 --> 00:01:00,501 - [with L.A. accent] Oh, David, there's no such thing 22 00:01:00,604 --> 00:01:02,274 as L.A. Kool-Aid. 23 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:04,346 It has sugar in it, and it isn't organic. 24 00:01:04,449 --> 00:01:06,829 - Hm. - I'm just embracing 25 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:10,082 the benefits of being open to new experiences 26 00:01:10,176 --> 00:01:13,356 and trying on different ways of being, 27 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:14,960 like minding my own business 28 00:01:15,062 --> 00:01:17,332 when it comes to Hazel's premature wedding. 29 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:18,805 - Oh, remember you said that. 30 00:01:18,907 --> 00:01:20,407 - Oh, I will. 31 00:01:20,509 --> 00:01:24,049 - Well, last chance for us to sexy stretch together 32 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:26,423 'cause Vanessa is gonna be here any minute. 33 00:01:26,516 --> 00:01:27,496 Gotta go over some talking points 34 00:01:27,598 --> 00:01:28,698 for the Fair Housing rally. 35 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:31,299 - Yeah, I'm gonna give that a hard pass, 36 00:01:31,402 --> 00:01:33,712 but I'm glad she's working out. 37 00:01:33,805 --> 00:01:35,505 I can't wait to see her. [doorbell dings] 38 00:01:35,608 --> 00:01:38,028 - Oh, must be her now. Door's open! 39 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,471 - She was the cutest 40 00:01:39,573 --> 00:01:42,003 little chubby thing with her little glasses. 41 00:01:42,096 --> 00:01:43,676 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:43,778 --> 00:01:45,038 - Oh, hey, Vanessa. 43 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:47,840 - Oh! - Here, exactly the way 44 00:01:47,943 --> 00:01:51,173 you like it. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,767 - Ms. Ari! - Vanessa! 46 00:01:53,871 --> 00:01:56,171 Look at you. 47 00:01:56,274 --> 00:01:58,384 No braces, no bifocals. 48 00:01:58,476 --> 00:02:00,216 - Or baby fat. 49 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:02,299 - Not an ounce. 50 00:02:02,401 --> 00:02:03,621 The last time I saw you, 51 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:06,353 you were a freshman in high school. 52 00:02:06,446 --> 00:02:10,826 - Yup. Mum would go on and on about raising my GPA 53 00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:13,282 so I could follow in your footsteps. 54 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:15,195 You know, I still have 55 00:02:15,297 --> 00:02:17,877 those secret to success Post-Its you created for me? 56 00:02:17,981 --> 00:02:20,601 - You still have those after all these years? 57 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:23,894 - Yup. Oh, thank you for recommending me 58 00:02:23,988 --> 00:02:25,728 for this position, Ms. Ari. 59 00:02:25,831 --> 00:02:28,331 - Of course. And, look, now that we're both adults, 60 00:02:28,434 --> 00:02:30,624 just call me Ari. 61 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,617 - [chuckles] Isn't she great? - She sure is. 62 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,461 - She sure is. - Jinx! 63 00:02:35,563 --> 00:02:38,553 [laughter] 64 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:40,107 - [laughs] 65 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:43,789 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:43,893 --> 00:02:45,123 - Bree, where are the shin guards? 67 00:02:45,215 --> 00:02:46,115 - The what? - The shin guards! 68 00:02:46,216 --> 00:02:47,796 They're not in the bag. 69 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:49,798 - The--wait, why are you yelling? 70 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:51,521 And I thought you were on shin guards. 71 00:02:51,623 --> 00:02:52,813 Please tell me you used the bathroom. 72 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:54,205 - I did. - Where did the shin guards go? 73 00:02:54,306 --> 00:02:55,886 - Hurry up, everybody! - Daddy? 74 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:57,088 How come Ollie gets the blue bag, 75 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:58,810 and I'm stuck with the pink one? 76 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,142 - What-- - Yeah, Daddy. 77 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:03,575 Why does she get the pink ones? - Oh, the shin guards. 78 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:05,098 I thought you don't like-- You know what? 79 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,780 Doesn't matter. It was insensitive of Daddy 80 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,792 to assume that you want the pink one, so here you go. 81 00:03:09,886 --> 00:03:11,546 Next time you can get whatever you want. Here. 82 00:03:11,648 --> 00:03:13,068 - Blue with rainbows and unicorns. 83 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:14,350 - Got it. I'll get it for you. 84 00:03:14,452 --> 00:03:16,272 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 85 00:03:16,374 --> 00:03:18,164 Gotta love a woman that knows what she wants. 86 00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:20,756 - Ooh, and I gotta love a man that supports women's rights, 87 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:22,560 even if it's a small one. - We're gonna be late. 88 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:24,122 - It's a turn-on. - Is that right? 89 00:03:24,224 --> 00:03:25,534 - Mum! - Mm-hmm. 90 00:03:25,626 --> 00:03:27,086 - Okay, so maybe we got time to, you know, 91 00:03:27,188 --> 00:03:28,608 maybe right in this area-- you know, we send 'em outside. 92 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,849 - I wish. - Hurry up, Mum. 93 00:03:29,951 --> 00:03:30,971 - I gotta go, but what about tonight? 94 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,862 - Hell yeah! - Hell yeah. 95 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:34,255 - Hell yeah. - Mm. 96 00:03:34,357 --> 00:03:35,777 - Making plans, it ain't even Wednesday. 97 00:03:35,878 --> 00:03:36,978 - I know! 98 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,260 All right. I gotta go. 99 00:03:38,362 --> 00:03:39,622 I'm home after five. - No, no, no, 5:00, 100 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:41,153 you'll miss the last of the nanny interviews. 101 00:03:41,245 --> 00:03:42,945 - I know, but I trust your judgment, 102 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:44,707 and if you mess it up, it's only a trial week. 103 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,430 - Okay, I'ma do it. - Out of my way. 104 00:03:46,532 --> 00:03:48,682 - I'ma get us a nanny. - Yeah! 105 00:03:48,775 --> 00:03:51,075 Oh, but no Instagram models, no Republicans 106 00:03:51,178 --> 00:03:53,718 and only women that are eligible for SSI. 107 00:03:53,821 --> 00:03:55,681 - I hear you loud and clear. [whispering] No sexy nannies. 108 00:03:55,783 --> 00:03:57,693 I got it. - You cheated! 109 00:03:57,786 --> 00:03:59,246 - ♪ That's your vibe, babe ♪ 110 00:03:59,348 --> 00:04:02,568 ♪ Don't give 'em down it's worth a try ♪ 111 00:04:02,672 --> 00:04:03,812 ♪ You better try ♪ 112 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,464 - It's a great space. 113 00:04:05,556 --> 00:04:08,096 Have you found any new artists that you're excited about? 114 00:04:08,199 --> 00:04:11,899 - Not yet. - But--but we will. 115 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:13,634 We've been scouring the interwebs, 116 00:04:13,726 --> 00:04:15,066 beating the pavement, 117 00:04:15,168 --> 00:04:17,468 leaving no lyrical stone unturned in our search. 118 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:19,571 - Mmm, still no one. 119 00:04:21,496 --> 00:04:22,796 That's concerning. 120 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,797 - Well, any artists that performs on my label 121 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:28,361 has to live up to my standards. 122 00:04:28,464 --> 00:04:30,134 - I understand. 123 00:04:30,227 --> 00:04:32,607 Just find me that artist soon, 124 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:34,370 or the next conversation we have 125 00:04:34,472 --> 00:04:36,472 might be a little more difficult. 126 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:40,137 You know, I really love the wall colour. 127 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,859 [laughs] It's nice. 128 00:04:42,963 --> 00:04:46,233 Yeah. Ciao. 129 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:51,507 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's actually called SeaFOMO, you know? 130 00:04:51,613 --> 00:04:52,923 - [sighs] - Don't wanna miss out! 131 00:04:53,015 --> 00:04:55,015 - I'm so screwed. 132 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:59,961 - So how would you describe yourself as a nanny? 133 00:05:00,064 --> 00:05:02,254 - Well, I'd say there are good nannies, 134 00:05:02,347 --> 00:05:04,887 and there are bad nannies. 135 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:09,380 I'd like to think I fall squarely in the middle. Hm. 136 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,136 [energetic music] 137 00:05:12,239 --> 00:05:13,579 - I've never had a hard time 138 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:16,391 establishing a firm bedtime routine. 139 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:20,105 Well, at least nothing a little allergy tablet couldn't fix. 140 00:05:20,209 --> 00:05:21,269 [laughs] 141 00:05:21,371 --> 00:05:24,071 - [laughs] Thank you, 142 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:26,084 and we will be in touch. 143 00:05:26,177 --> 00:05:28,257 Actually, we won't. [clears throat] We won't. 144 00:05:30,903 --> 00:05:33,973 - 42 years I have been working as a nanny. 145 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,207 Every morning at 6:00, I light a candle 146 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:39,051 and pray to Saint Nicholas, 147 00:05:39,153 --> 00:05:41,223 the patron saint of children, 148 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:46,276 for guidance, strength and compassion. 149 00:05:47,283 --> 00:05:48,713 - Isabella? 150 00:05:48,805 --> 00:05:49,785 - [snores] - Oh, shit! 151 00:05:49,886 --> 00:05:51,626 You scared me. [laughs] 152 00:05:51,729 --> 00:05:52,869 Can I get you some coffee? 153 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:57,680 ♪ ♪ 154 00:05:57,776 --> 00:05:59,956 Uh, can I offer you coffee, tea, 155 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,759 maybe something spiked because, you know, goth? 156 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,043 Never mind. Just-- [clears throat] 157 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:06,574 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,667 - Oh, you're definitely not on SSI. 159 00:06:10,272 --> 00:06:12,742 You certified CPR, first aid? 160 00:06:12,835 --> 00:06:14,695 'Cause I see the red cross. 161 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:16,018 [whip cracks] 162 00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:18,119 Cookie? 163 00:06:20,445 --> 00:06:23,385 So tell me about your discipline styles. 164 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,629 - I prefer not to use the word discipline. 165 00:06:25,731 --> 00:06:28,031 The trick is to make following the rules fun. 166 00:06:28,134 --> 00:06:30,284 Kids are happy, family is happy. 167 00:06:30,377 --> 00:06:33,037 That's how I know I've done my job. 168 00:06:33,141 --> 00:06:35,121 - Fantastic! 169 00:06:35,223 --> 00:06:36,653 When can you start? 170 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:40,325 ♪ ♪ 171 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,530 - Don't worry, baby. 172 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:45,503 Everything's gonna to work out with FAI. 173 00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:48,796 Just bill back. You don't have to stress. 174 00:06:51,363 --> 00:06:55,473 - Yeah, you're right. 175 00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:57,269 Maybe I need to just get out 176 00:06:57,371 --> 00:06:59,391 and forget about work for a second. 177 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:02,004 - [laughs] Good! 178 00:07:02,097 --> 00:07:03,797 My sister is having a birthday party 179 00:07:03,899 --> 00:07:05,439 tomorrow night in Flatbush. 180 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:06,961 Will you come? 181 00:07:07,063 --> 00:07:10,093 - Oh, um, I'd love to, but-- 182 00:07:10,187 --> 00:07:11,727 - But what? 183 00:07:11,829 --> 00:07:14,129 Every time you're invited to meet my people, 184 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:15,772 you're too busy. 185 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:19,584 Hazel, my boonoonoonos. - Hm? 186 00:07:19,679 --> 00:07:21,659 - You are my fiancée. 187 00:07:21,762 --> 00:07:23,182 I want them to meet you. 188 00:07:23,283 --> 00:07:26,313 I want you to meet them. 189 00:07:26,407 --> 00:07:28,407 It's important to me. 190 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:33,482 - Oh, of course. I'd love to meet them. 191 00:07:33,576 --> 00:07:36,156 - All right! 192 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:39,840 Baby. - It will be so great. 193 00:07:39,944 --> 00:07:41,174 - Can't wait. 194 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:45,046 [upbeat music] 195 00:07:45,151 --> 00:07:47,251 - Let's deliver this by courier today, 196 00:07:47,354 --> 00:07:49,144 and file a copy with the clerk's office. 197 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,656 - Absolutely. Thanks, Jayla. 198 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:53,258 - Thank you. You the best. 199 00:07:53,361 --> 00:07:55,381 - Well, it's good to see you acting like a boss 200 00:07:55,484 --> 00:07:57,634 even though your job is hanging by a thread 201 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,307 until you prove your worth. 202 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:01,029 - Have you ever considered a second career 203 00:08:01,131 --> 00:08:02,271 as a motivational speaker? 204 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:03,392 'Cause I think that's your purpose. 205 00:08:03,494 --> 00:08:04,724 - It's a good thought. - Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:04,816 --> 00:08:06,556 - So where are we with Maxine Hart? 207 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:09,118 - Fortunately for me, we're in great shape. 208 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,481 - Oh? - Yes. 209 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,573 Ya girl sent over a preservation letter 210 00:08:12,665 --> 00:08:15,405 to stop Brian from destroying any electronic evidence. 211 00:08:15,509 --> 00:08:17,809 - And the backup files of Brian's work data? 212 00:08:17,912 --> 00:08:19,652 - Already on it. Got a paralegal looking through 213 00:08:19,754 --> 00:08:21,424 everything right now to see what we can use. 214 00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:24,536 - It's impressive, but don't get too cocky. 215 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,340 If I know Jacob, he's already two steps ahead of us. 216 00:08:26,443 --> 00:08:29,473 He's unbelievably competitive. We have got to beat him! 217 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:32,187 - Trust me. When I say that I got it, I got it. 218 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,670 I'm here to win. 219 00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:36,082 I'm on it. I got it. It's handled. [laughs] 220 00:08:36,175 --> 00:08:37,715 Always wanted to-- [knock at door] 221 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,597 Yeah? - Ladies, I think 222 00:08:39,699 --> 00:08:41,399 you'll wanna see this. 223 00:08:41,502 --> 00:08:43,812 - See what? - What's this? 224 00:08:43,905 --> 00:08:45,565 ♪ ♪ 225 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:48,647 - Wait, wait, Mrs. Hart, are you saying this a ploy 226 00:08:48,751 --> 00:08:52,341 from your husband to wrestle ownership of your company? 227 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:54,415 - I'm saying that it's unconscionable 228 00:08:54,518 --> 00:08:55,818 that my soon-to-be-ex-husband 229 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,860 would use the custody of our children 230 00:08:57,962 --> 00:08:59,752 as some sort of bargaining chip. 231 00:08:59,845 --> 00:09:01,865 Oh, and by the way, biologically, 232 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,067 they're not even his. 233 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:04,669 We used a sperm donor. 234 00:09:04,771 --> 00:09:07,551 - Oh! - 77th and Madison. 235 00:09:07,654 --> 00:09:09,004 - Holy shit. 236 00:09:09,096 --> 00:09:11,036 - What the hell was that? Did you know about that? 237 00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:12,519 - I had no idea. 238 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:14,761 I'm sure she was just caught by surprise. 239 00:09:14,863 --> 00:09:17,293 - No, no, I don't care if they ambush her in the shower. 240 00:09:17,386 --> 00:09:18,886 That can't happen. 241 00:09:18,989 --> 00:09:20,489 There's 100 different ways that Jacob can spin this. 242 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:22,531 We're talking invasion of privacy, slander-- 243 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,743 - Robin, I got it. 244 00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:26,616 Maxine needs to be checked, and I will talk to her today. 245 00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:29,338 - Well, you better because that just pushed this case 246 00:09:29,442 --> 00:09:31,342 out of mediation into court. 247 00:09:31,444 --> 00:09:33,714 She is your client. You get her under control, 248 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,307 or you're out. 249 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,409 How's that for motivation? 250 00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,444 [door slams] - Shit. 251 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,400 - Hey, I'm home! - Hey, baby. 252 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,853 - Hi, Mummy. - Hi, Mummy. 253 00:09:47,945 --> 00:09:51,125 - Aww, it's a unicorn bag. 254 00:09:51,229 --> 00:09:53,289 It's so cute! 255 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:57,942 Ooh, look, it's our names: Bree, Gary, Imani, Ollie. 256 00:09:58,037 --> 00:10:00,217 Oh, that's a nice touch. - Don't you have a book report? 257 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,700 - Okay, wow, are you kidding me right now? 258 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,833 I haven't seen that corner for, like, what, a year? 259 00:10:04,926 --> 00:10:07,786 And that smells deli-- is that arroz con pollo? 260 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,830 - Yes, it is, and you're gonna love it. 261 00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:12,922 - Mummy, we had a new dessert. - You did? What, what dessert? 262 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:15,116 - It's called flan. Shakes like Jell-O. 263 00:10:15,219 --> 00:10:17,039 - Aww! - [laughs] 264 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:18,361 - All right. I hate to break this up. 265 00:10:18,463 --> 00:10:19,933 We got homework to finish. - Okay. 266 00:10:20,025 --> 00:10:21,925 - Come on, guys. Upstairs. - Okay. 267 00:10:22,028 --> 00:10:24,128 - Aw. - Baby, the nanny that I hired, 268 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,330 unbelievable. 269 00:10:25,432 --> 00:10:26,892 He is the answer to our prayers. 270 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,744 - He? You got us a manny? 271 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:33,216 Ooh! - Yeah, look, look, look. 272 00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:36,912 - ♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 273 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:38,506 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 274 00:10:38,608 --> 00:10:40,668 - ♪ You better believe me when I tell you ♪ 275 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:43,801 - Meet Jesus. Jesus, this is my wife, Bree. 276 00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:45,895 - Hello, Bree. 277 00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:49,959 - Jesus! - Mm-mm, it's pronounced Jesus. 278 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:52,173 - Oh, great. That's amazing. I need wine. Is there wine? 279 00:10:52,265 --> 00:10:54,125 I am so thirsty. - No, but we got sangria 280 00:10:54,228 --> 00:10:56,808 because Jesus said it would pair well with dinner. 281 00:10:56,911 --> 00:10:59,621 - I hope you're hungry, Bree. I saved some just for you. 282 00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:01,295 - ♪ Spicy mami, hot tamale ♪ 283 00:11:01,397 --> 00:11:04,897 ♪ Hotter than a Somali, fur coat, Ferrari ♪ 284 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:06,821 ♪ Hop out the stu', come up in the coupe ♪ 285 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:08,634 ♪ Big Dipper on top of the roof ♪ 286 00:11:08,726 --> 00:11:10,026 - Por favor, go slow. 287 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,828 Esta muy caliente. 288 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:16,001 - Mmm. - [chuckles, gasps] 289 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:17,875 - ♪ Oh, he's so handsome, what's his name? ♪ 290 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,078 - Oh! 291 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,320 Oh, my God. 292 00:11:21,422 --> 00:11:23,972 Oh, I feel hot. I need to sit down. 293 00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:26,645 - Baby, are you okay? - I'm just so hot. It's so hot. 294 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:29,289 Is this cold? Oh, that's really cold. 295 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:31,722 Oh, yeah, it's very cold. I like it. 296 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:35,816 [dialing phone] 297 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,740 - Hey, Ari, listen, so-- - Make it quick. 298 00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:40,873 I'm late for my reiki healing. My chakras need restoration. 299 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,466 - Well, mine probably do, too, 300 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,868 now that Maxine has gone off the deep end. 301 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,011 How many years you think they would give me 302 00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:47,193 for murdering a client? 303 00:11:47,294 --> 00:11:48,764 'Cause I think I wanna murder a client. 304 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:50,516 - Breathe in, Jayla. You have this under control. 305 00:11:50,619 --> 00:11:53,839 Now, namaste. I must go, love. 306 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:57,013 [dial tone beeps] - Wait, Ari, seriously? 307 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,887 Wow, this bitch really just hung up on me. 308 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,989 Okay. 309 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,935 - So, Maxine, as your legal counsel, 310 00:12:06,038 --> 00:12:07,978 I just have one question. 311 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,140 Have you lost your goddamn mind? 312 00:12:10,243 --> 00:12:13,873 Do you have any idea what damage you have caused 313 00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:15,868 and what that interview has done to our case? 314 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:18,310 - As a matter of fact, I have. You see, 315 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,563 it made me look like a mother who's willing to put herself 316 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,956 on the line to protect what's hers. 317 00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,839 - By revealing that their father is not 318 00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,202 their father on national TV? 319 00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:27,413 Do your kids even know that? 320 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:28,925 - Of course! 321 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:30,847 There are books about this type of thing, Jayla. 322 00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:33,289 Besides, they're never gonna see it because you'll make sure 323 00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,182 that it's pulled down before that happens. 324 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:36,975 It's all a part of my strategy. 325 00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:38,697 - Your strategy? 326 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,779 Girl, why don't you just dump a can of gasoline on your head 327 00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:41,902 and set yourself on fire 328 00:12:42,003 --> 00:12:43,353 'cause that's how stupid that was. 329 00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:46,905 - Okay. You are talking to me like I work for you 330 00:12:47,009 --> 00:12:49,069 when the fact of the matter is, is that you work for me. 331 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,242 I pay you. - Exactly. 332 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,595 That right there, that right there. 333 00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:55,958 You hired me to educate you on the legal facts, 334 00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,641 so here they are. 335 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,533 You and Brian were married. He raised those kids with you. 336 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,606 He is their father, period, 337 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:06,289 but if a spouse seems unstable or acting a damn fool, 338 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,904 the court can subpoena therapist records, 339 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,297 texts, e-mails, whatever they want to bring into discovery. 340 00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,061 They will have a forensic psychologist 341 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:15,833 so far up your ass, 342 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,825 they'll be able to tell you what you ate two weeks ago. 343 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,629 - While I'm not sure what I ate would still be there, 344 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,752 that's off-topic, I take probiotics. 345 00:13:22,854 --> 00:13:24,644 But the point is, is you just need to focus 346 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,117 and make sure that doesn't happen. 347 00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:28,558 - And you need to stop this shit today. 348 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:30,561 Do you want to win? - Yes. 349 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:33,174 - Do you want full custody? 350 00:13:33,267 --> 00:13:34,487 - Yes. - Do you want this negro 351 00:13:34,589 --> 00:13:36,169 to take half your company and half your money? 352 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:37,531 - No. - Then we're gonna 353 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,223 do this my way, so no impromptu interviews, 354 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:41,616 no Twitter fingers, 355 00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:43,138 no confiding in your little girlfriends. 356 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,260 I don't care if you even want to talk to your Mummy. 357 00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:46,382 You're gonna run it by me first. 358 00:13:46,484 --> 00:13:49,434 Do you understand? 359 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,808 - Finally, an excuse not to talk to my mother. 360 00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:54,872 - Kids are in bed, teeth brushed, 361 00:13:54,974 --> 00:13:57,364 just waiting for Mami and Papi to kiss them goodnight. 362 00:13:57,458 --> 00:14:00,038 - Jesus, you are a lifesaver. Thank you very much. 363 00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:01,321 You coming, babe? 364 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,433 - Yeah, I'll be right there. - Okay. 365 00:14:09,312 --> 00:14:12,702 - Jesus, if you quit now, I can fix this. 366 00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:15,617 - Quit? On my first day? I'm sorry. 367 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,940 Did I do something wrong? 368 00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,193 - Oh, my God. 369 00:14:19,285 --> 00:14:22,345 You don't remember who I am? 370 00:14:22,449 --> 00:14:26,429 Okay, about a year ago, Tantric Night Club, 371 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:29,084 we went back to your place, I had cheetah panties on. 372 00:14:29,177 --> 00:14:32,557 We did a little, uh, you know-- 373 00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:36,172 - Oh, claro. Bree. 374 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,526 Sorry. You look different. 375 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,090 - Yeah, that's because I was single, hot, 376 00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:42,612 sexy Bree that night, 377 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:46,144 and tonight I am Dr. Bree with a husband and two kids 378 00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:48,019 and a manny that I smashed a year ago 379 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,161 while I was separated from the husband 380 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:50,792 that I am now back with! 381 00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:53,385 - Hey, that's cool. Gary is great. 382 00:14:53,488 --> 00:14:55,068 I'm glad you guys worked it out. 383 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,730 Not enough people today work to save their marriage. 384 00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:01,115 - Thank you? 385 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,997 Are you insane? Stop cleaning! 386 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,120 Jesus, you cannot work here. You gots to go now. 387 00:15:06,224 --> 00:15:09,174 - Tranquila. Relax, Bree, por favor. 388 00:15:09,268 --> 00:15:10,928 It was just one night. 389 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,810 A good one. 390 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,922 But a lifetime ago. 391 00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:19,197 We can get past this, right? 392 00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:23,594 Why don't you try my flan? 393 00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:25,346 ♪ ♪ 394 00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:27,988 - ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ 395 00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:31,241 - Mmm. - ♪ I said I like it like ♪ 396 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:32,675 - Delicioso, no? 397 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:34,197 - ♪ I said I like it like that ♪ 398 00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:35,719 - Very creamy. 399 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,726 - And when I got home, he was just standing there. 400 00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:45,088 Jesus! He was in my kitchen. 401 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,103 - Was he making cocktails? 402 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:49,095 - He is the new nanny. 403 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,498 - No. [laughs] No! 404 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,621 - I am losing my mind. My mind is gonna explode, 405 00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,113 just like my marriage at some point 406 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,345 because what am I gonna do? - Oh, my gosh. 407 00:15:57,448 --> 00:15:58,948 Y'all will not believe the day I had. 408 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,230 First, it started with Jacob-- - Bitch, my husband just hired 409 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,513 the only other man that I've had sex with 410 00:16:02,614 --> 00:16:04,564 in 20 years as our nanny, 411 00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:07,117 and you just gonna sit down and interrupt a conversation? 412 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,600 - I swear, if Millennials don't have shit else, 413 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,293 they have the fucking audacity. 414 00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:13,685 - Yo, you smashed the nanny? 415 00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:17,728 [laughter] What? What are the odds? 416 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,623 - Well, his name is Jesus. Girl, maybe Spanish Jesus 417 00:16:21,718 --> 00:16:23,978 was sent to heal your vagina and your marriage. 418 00:16:24,081 --> 00:16:27,311 [both laugh] 419 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:29,025 You know, mysterious ways? 420 00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:31,148 - He works mysterious ways. 421 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,270 - Would you stop it? This is-- I don't see the joke. 422 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:34,963 This is not funny. 423 00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,075 Uh-uh, no. This is serious. If Gary finds out that I-- 424 00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:39,038 - Wait. You haven't told him yet? 425 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,560 - Of course she didn't tell him. 426 00:16:40,662 --> 00:16:42,402 You didn't tell him, did you? 427 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:43,814 - I told Jesus, "You can't stay here. 428 00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,446 You gots to go now, boy." 429 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:47,008 I told him to quit, 430 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:49,010 but then he fed me the most delicious piece 431 00:16:49,113 --> 00:16:50,503 of flan I have ever had. 432 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,615 He is like a Spanish Gordon Ramsay. 433 00:16:52,717 --> 00:16:54,777 I was just, like, fresh, local ingredients? 434 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,380 Yes, sir. That is a thick milk. 435 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,752 Listen, now that I'm saying this out loud, 436 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,425 I think I might be able to ride with this. 437 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:01,867 Truly. - Mmm, 438 00:17:01,969 --> 00:17:03,749 you gonna wind up riding that thing out. 439 00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:05,831 Honey, you're playing with fuego. 440 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,524 - I think you should just tell Gary the truth. 441 00:17:08,617 --> 00:17:10,317 This happened while you all were separated, 442 00:17:10,419 --> 00:17:11,879 and he was with that bitch Monica, anyway. 443 00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:13,801 - Mm. - But that still doesn't mean 444 00:17:13,904 --> 00:17:16,174 he wants Jesus playing "Twister" with his kids. 445 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,687 - Ooh! - So you should probably tell. 446 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,891 - The worst part is that I am 447 00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:24,104 the one who convinced Gary to hire a nanny. 448 00:17:24,197 --> 00:17:25,657 - Mm-mm, honey, I think the worst part 449 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:26,899 is that you fucked him. 450 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,220 I mean, but I see the irony. 451 00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:31,353 - I am begging for a subject change right now. 452 00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:33,706 - Okay, great. 453 00:17:33,809 --> 00:17:35,989 I was hoping somebody would ask. 454 00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:39,722 Nigel invited me to a Caribbean house party tonight. 455 00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:40,796 - I'm down. 456 00:17:40,898 --> 00:17:41,958 - Oh, that's a hard pass for me. 457 00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:43,879 House party? I don't know that person. 458 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:46,331 - Oh, no, no. It's his sister's birthday, 459 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:49,925 and it's my first time meeting her and all of his friends, 460 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:52,569 and I'm nervous, y'all. 461 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,422 - You are Hazel Rochelle. 462 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,175 Everyone loves you. 463 00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:58,817 - But what if they don't like me? 464 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,390 I need my girl there, and you, too, new girl. 465 00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:03,985 Or else I'll just be all in my head, 466 00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:05,907 and you know how I can get. 467 00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,949 Come on, Breety, please? 468 00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:10,482 - Please? - Oh, God, stop that. 469 00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:12,675 Okay, I will go if there's enough liquor 470 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:15,158 because God knows I can't get any liquor over here. 471 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,121 My drink is broken. Where's the waiter? 472 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:20,053 [Popcan's "Numbers Don't Lie" playing] 473 00:18:20,147 --> 00:18:26,617 ♪ ♪ 474 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,335 ♪ I am way up ♪ 475 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,337 ♪ High like the Fourth of July ♪ 476 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,980 ♪ From a pretty girl roll up ♪ 477 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,273 ♪ Shootin' me shot like Kawhi ♪ 478 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,946 ♪ What 'mount of girl me have, yeah ♪ 479 00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,909 ♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪ 480 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:42,722 ♪ What 'mount of-- me have, yeah ♪ 481 00:18:42,815 --> 00:18:44,635 ♪ Numbers don't lie, yeah ♪ 482 00:18:44,738 --> 00:18:46,238 ♪ What 'mount of respect we have, yeah ♪ 483 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,800 - We overdressed. 484 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:49,402 - We look like the chaperones. 485 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,414 - Should we go home and change? 486 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,125 - No, no, no, we're fine. 487 00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:54,567 Sexy, big-sister fine, but still. 488 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,210 - I need more than fine. 489 00:18:57,313 --> 00:18:58,623 You know how it is when friends and family 490 00:18:58,715 --> 00:19:00,055 give you the thumbs-down, 491 00:19:00,157 --> 00:19:02,577 and then boom, relationship over! 492 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,940 - Okay, it didn't work like that when I disapproved, so. 493 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,073 - It's not a perfect science, Bree. 494 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,626 - Okay. - Boonoonoonos. 495 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,309 - Hi. - Mmm, mmm, mmm, 496 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:17,542 my beautiful girl, mmm! 497 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,240 - [clears throat] 498 00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:21,442 - And beautiful ladies. 499 00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:23,014 - Yeah, we're here, too. - Thanks. 500 00:19:23,106 --> 00:19:26,326 - Hazel, this is my big sister, Mia. 501 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:31,220 - Hi, Mia. It is so nice to meet you. 502 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:33,616 - You, too! I told Nigel 503 00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:36,779 I had to meet the person responsible for his smile, 504 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:40,113 and when he said it was you, I died. 505 00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:43,067 I love your music since I was a kid! 506 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:47,081 - Ah. [laughs] He makes me smile, too. 507 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:49,716 These are my good friends, Bree and Jayla. 508 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:51,439 - Happy birthday! - Dope party. 509 00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,731 - Thank you, but enough talking. 510 00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:57,245 Let's dance, and turn it up, eh? 511 00:19:57,349 --> 00:20:02,099 - Yeah, it's about to get litty! Litty! 512 00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:04,415 Ow! Ow, ow. 513 00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:06,658 - Wind the waist, wind the waist, 514 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,140 wind the bottom, wind the waist. 515 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:11,192 Okay, okay, wait. Just help me down really quick. 516 00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:12,506 - ♪ Yeah, you're killing the rest ♪ 517 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:15,668 ♪ Can't even come close with you ♪ 518 00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:19,762 ♪ Finally, you love how we got it ♪ 519 00:20:19,857 --> 00:20:21,477 - Oh, with the tongue. 520 00:20:21,579 --> 00:20:22,879 It's the faces for me. 521 00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:25,891 - Mm-hmm. The hips for me. 522 00:20:25,985 --> 00:20:29,165 ♪ ♪ 523 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,729 - ♪ I'll be waiting at the bar ♪ 524 00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:33,332 - [laughing] - ♪ Baby, come over ♪ 525 00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:35,144 - Ooh! - Oh! You remember when 526 00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,256 we could move like that? 527 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,419 - No. Mm-mm, I've never been able to move like that. 528 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:40,942 - Speak for yourself. - That's nothing. 529 00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:42,113 I could do that. 530 00:20:42,205 --> 00:20:44,945 ♪ ♪ 531 00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:47,548 - Ow. What? 532 00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:50,122 I can't work it no more. I'm just going to keep it cute. 533 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,195 - Okay, Hazel, we're surrounded by children. 534 00:20:52,298 --> 00:20:54,798 Nigel's cousin asked me to dance, and I just, like, 535 00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:56,521 wanted to whip my titty out to breastfeed him. 536 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,493 [laughter] - Bree, what? 537 00:20:58,585 --> 00:21:00,525 - Not in a sexual way, but, like, in a nourishing way. 538 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:02,528 - Stop! Just stop. [laughter] 539 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,810 - It felt right. It felt real comfortable. 540 00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:07,503 - Hey, ladies. Having fun? all: Yes! 541 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,937 - This is amazing. We're so glad 542 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,540 we could celebrate your birthday with you tonight. 543 00:21:11,642 --> 00:21:13,382 - Yeah, me, too. 544 00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:14,874 Hazel, I've been wanting to have 545 00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:16,466 a little one-on-one time with you. 546 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,028 Would you ladies mind if I steal Hazel away for a few? 547 00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:22,921 - Not at all! - Watch my purse, okay? 548 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:24,316 - Okay. - Thank you. Okay. 549 00:21:24,418 --> 00:21:26,718 - Okay! - Okay. 550 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:29,041 - Aw, she seems so sweet. 551 00:21:29,144 --> 00:21:30,774 - No, she doesn't. 552 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:32,606 I'm just saying, I don't trust anyone that doesn't 553 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,528 wear zippers or buttons or has their bra out like that. 554 00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:37,572 - You look so beautiful. I love it. 555 00:21:37,674 --> 00:21:41,384 - Thank you so much. So do you. 556 00:21:41,479 --> 00:21:43,459 This is really a great party. 557 00:21:43,562 --> 00:21:45,102 - Oh, thanks. 558 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,114 I guess when you get up to your age, birthday parties 559 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,426 aren't a celebration as much as a, 560 00:21:49,529 --> 00:21:51,689 "Oh, shit, I'm almost dead." 561 00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:56,123 - [scoffs] Excuse me? 562 00:21:56,218 --> 00:21:58,438 - You know how sad this looks, right? 563 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,521 Rich lady throwing coin 'round to land a young bird 564 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,253 who doesn't know better? 565 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:05,167 - Okay, I don't know 566 00:22:05,269 --> 00:22:10,299 who this is more insulting to-- me or to Nigel. 567 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,015 - You. 568 00:22:12,118 --> 00:22:14,778 We already have a mother, so before he gets too attached, 569 00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:17,711 and you get bored and hop to the next pretty young thing, 570 00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:20,665 please move on, Stella. 571 00:22:20,768 --> 00:22:24,348 Your growth is not here. 572 00:22:24,453 --> 00:22:26,683 Stacy, hi! 573 00:22:26,776 --> 00:22:28,916 ♪ ♪ 574 00:22:29,019 --> 00:22:30,599 - The nerve. 575 00:22:30,701 --> 00:22:33,851 I'm only 19 years older. - Hm. 576 00:22:33,945 --> 00:22:36,685 - Oh, God. When you say it like that, 577 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,648 do you think everybody here is looking at me that way? 578 00:22:39,752 --> 00:22:41,052 - Well, I don't think anyone 579 00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:42,664 is looking at us at all. 580 00:22:42,756 --> 00:22:44,096 No offense. 581 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,098 - Hazel, do not let Mia get into your head. 582 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,460 Your relationship with Nigel is none of her business. 583 00:22:48,563 --> 00:22:50,353 - Exactly. Anyone who loves him 584 00:22:50,446 --> 00:22:53,346 shouldn't be giving you shit for doing the same thing. 585 00:22:53,449 --> 00:22:56,669 - Right. You're right. You're right. 586 00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:59,124 Seriously, thank you guys so much for being here. 587 00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:00,557 - Girl, you know we got you. 588 00:23:00,658 --> 00:23:02,078 Now can I get something to drink 589 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,880 because this Mia girl is killing my vibe. 590 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,053 - Right. I'll get us a drink. - Whew! 591 00:23:06,145 --> 00:23:07,965 She's too small to be that nasty. 592 00:23:08,068 --> 00:23:09,368 - Petty. - Really. 593 00:23:09,469 --> 00:23:13,009 - Here you go. Here you go. - Thank you. 594 00:23:13,114 --> 00:23:15,224 - Is this any good? - Oh, honey, 595 00:23:15,317 --> 00:23:17,417 if there's one thing Jamaicans are good at-- 596 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,390 well, two things-- one of them is rum punch! 597 00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:23,905 - Mmm. 598 00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:25,828 - Mmm. - Mmm. It's pretty good. 599 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:27,070 - Yeah, it hits you in the bag. 600 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,792 It's a little room temp. I'll be right back. 601 00:23:28,894 --> 00:23:30,904 May I have some ice? 602 00:23:34,701 --> 00:23:37,281 - Is that papaya? - [clears throat] 603 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:38,454 - Don't freak out, but the bartender 604 00:23:38,546 --> 00:23:39,886 is just using his bare hands. 605 00:23:39,988 --> 00:23:43,128 - [spits] - Mmm! Mmm! 606 00:23:43,232 --> 00:23:45,092 - Spit it right in your cup. 607 00:23:45,194 --> 00:23:48,944 - What are you doing all the way over here? 608 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:51,499 Weh yaw seh? - [laughs] 609 00:23:51,602 --> 00:23:53,992 What? Ooh. 610 00:23:54,085 --> 00:23:55,945 Ohh, I don't understand what you're saying, 611 00:23:56,048 --> 00:23:59,988 but I feel the same way. [laughs] 612 00:24:00,093 --> 00:24:01,563 Mmm. 613 00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:03,115 - All righty, then. 614 00:24:03,217 --> 00:24:05,277 We're gonna go home and slip on our bonnets, 615 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,360 watch some random crime television, you know, 616 00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:08,842 standard Black girl pleasantries. 617 00:24:08,944 --> 00:24:10,374 - Oh, that's so sad. 618 00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:12,246 I'm gonna stay here with my boo. 619 00:24:12,348 --> 00:24:14,648 - Okay, see you later. - Have fun. 620 00:24:14,751 --> 00:24:18,101 - [kisses] Thanks. 621 00:24:18,196 --> 00:24:19,696 - How you like the party? 622 00:24:19,798 --> 00:24:21,578 - Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. 623 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,580 - Oh, I just have to do one more thing. 624 00:24:24,684 --> 00:24:26,994 Hey! Happy birthday, again, 625 00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:29,667 and I just wanna say, I get it. 626 00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:30,950 - You get what? 627 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,322 - You, your worries and your judgments 628 00:24:33,415 --> 00:24:34,875 that you might have about our friend, 629 00:24:34,977 --> 00:24:36,677 kinda like the same worries we had about your brother 630 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,839 maybe taking Hazel's coin or even 631 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:41,772 if she has an early midlife crisis coming on or something. 632 00:24:41,865 --> 00:24:44,685 - [laughs] Not that early. 633 00:24:44,789 --> 00:24:47,049 - Look, I didn't come here to read a Black woman 634 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,812 at her bootleg carnival shindig 635 00:24:48,914 --> 00:24:51,464 with the nasty, unsanitary punch. 636 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:52,897 But here's the deal. 637 00:24:52,999 --> 00:24:55,059 The deck is already stacked up against us 638 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,742 when it comes to finding true love, 639 00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:59,914 which is why I support real Black love when I see it. 640 00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:02,508 'Cause for some of us, that shit is fleeting. 641 00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:05,121 Hazel and Nigel finding each other is a good thing, 642 00:25:05,215 --> 00:25:07,535 and I hope you'll realise that when you grow up. 643 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:14,171 - Noted. Whatever. 644 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:16,006 - Oh, my feet are killing me. 645 00:25:16,108 --> 00:25:18,168 I had such a good time! 646 00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:20,331 - Me, I go rub them later for you. 647 00:25:20,434 --> 00:25:23,144 - Thank you. - So I saw you and Mia 648 00:25:23,237 --> 00:25:24,977 talking earlier. 649 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:26,739 Should I be worried? 650 00:25:26,842 --> 00:25:30,832 - No, she's just looking out for you. 651 00:25:30,927 --> 00:25:32,187 I respect that. 652 00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:36,108 [upbeat acoustic music] 653 00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:43,003 - ♪ Caught me at the right time, baby, oh ♪ 654 00:25:43,102 --> 00:25:46,532 ♪ I was at the edge ♪ 655 00:25:46,626 --> 00:25:49,886 ♪ I was at the end ♪ 656 00:25:49,991 --> 00:25:52,651 ♪ Made me feel like there is ♪ 657 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:55,624 - Everything criss? 658 00:25:55,718 --> 00:25:58,538 - Whose voice is that? - ♪ Made me feel alive ♪ 659 00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:00,062 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 660 00:26:00,163 --> 00:26:01,833 ♪ Tell me I'm a sign ♪ 661 00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:05,546 ♪ Baby, where would I be without your love? ♪ 662 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:10,160 - That's Regina Crowell. - You know her? 663 00:26:10,256 --> 00:26:12,356 - Man, we go way back. 664 00:26:12,459 --> 00:26:15,539 - ♪ Probably gone, oh ♪ 665 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:23,346 ♪ 'Cause it feels like CPR ♪ 666 00:26:25,035 --> 00:26:27,315 - I think I found my new artist. 667 00:26:35,608 --> 00:26:37,508 - And here's the pitch, and, again, way outside 668 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:40,150 but heads down to first. That was a fantastic at bat. 669 00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:43,444 - Mmm! - Oop, I'm sorry, Gare-bear. 670 00:26:43,538 --> 00:26:45,358 Did I wake you, Gare-bear? - Mm-mm. 671 00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,680 - Were you sleeping? - No. Well-- 672 00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:50,053 I was just resting my eyes. - Are you hungry? 673 00:26:50,146 --> 00:26:52,486 - Um-- - 'Cause there is some lasagna 674 00:26:52,589 --> 00:26:54,409 that Jesus made in the microwave, and FYI, 675 00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,182 I'm never eating frozen again. [both laugh] 676 00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:58,775 Did you have fun? 677 00:26:58,877 --> 00:27:01,537 - Uh, I am way too old for the kind of night that I had. 678 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,660 I would much rather be home with my man. 679 00:27:03,763 --> 00:27:06,073 - Oh, baby. Well, with Jesus here, 680 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,426 you know, I love the fact that we can do more of that now. 681 00:27:08,529 --> 00:27:09,909 - Yeah, and about that-- 682 00:27:10,011 --> 00:27:11,751 - And he's teaching the kids how to speak Spanish. 683 00:27:11,853 --> 00:27:14,323 - Our kids? - Our kids, and get this. 684 00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:15,756 I started working on my book. 685 00:27:15,858 --> 00:27:17,158 - What? - Yes, I did. 686 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,880 - That is amazing. Are you serious? 687 00:27:18,982 --> 00:27:20,362 - Mm-hmm. 688 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:23,214 - Okay, Black "Twilight," you better come through. 689 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,248 Oh, baby, you're awesome. 690 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:27,250 - Oh, no, no, we are awesome, and, you know, 691 00:27:27,353 --> 00:27:29,703 for the first time in a long time, baby, 692 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:33,216 everything just feels right. 693 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,350 Hmm? Mmm. 694 00:27:37,445 --> 00:27:41,025 - Yeah. Uh-huh. Things feel right. 695 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,130 - ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 696 00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:56,166 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 697 00:27:56,269 --> 00:27:58,089 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 698 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:01,101 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 699 00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:03,975 ♪ Held you down, took you from minor to major ♪ 700 00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,379 ♪ You won't admit it, you're the fruits of my labor ♪ 701 00:28:06,482 --> 00:28:08,142 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Number one, yeah ♪ 702 00:28:08,244 --> 00:28:10,114 ♪ I'm still number one ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 703 00:28:10,206 --> 00:28:12,986 - ♪ Number one, always be number one ♪ 704 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:15,070 ♪ Don't forget it, yeah, I'm still number one ♪ 705 00:28:15,173 --> 00:28:17,183 - ♪ Hell yeah ♪